COGNITIVE DISSONANCE – Long Sleeve
$45.00
Description
Seeing ISN’T Believing!
Scream the truth without opening your mouth – the most effective shot of all has been COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!
Side Effects May Include
Anaphylaxis, Blindness, Bell’s Palsy, Disability, Heart Attack, Infertility,Migraine, Miscarriage, Myo’
Pericarditis, Paralysis, Shing les, Stroke, Thrombosis, Vaginal Bleeding, (Blood, Digestive, Immune, Kidney, Lymph, Nerve, Psychiatric, Reproducti ve, and Vascular Disorders) and DEATH
Perfect outerwear for parties, weddings, FUNERALS, sporting events, or the coming ice age (not brought to you by CO2)!
The American heritage brand, Champion, eco hooded sweatshirt brings timeless style and deluxe comfort to you, the Freedom Fighter!
Champion hoodie features Champion’s Double Dry® technology – keeping the wearer warm and toasty, and insulated from morons.
It is a medium-weight two-ply 50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece hoodie in a regular fit with a spacious pocket.
The hoodie has the iconic “C” logo on the left sleeve to remind others that Champions don’t get vaxxed!
Made of up to 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles, chug!
.: Custom Champion hoodie made with .: Kangaroo pockets for added convenience
.: All Champion S700 hoodies are made of up to 5% recycled plastic bottles
.: All Champion S700 hoodies feature the iconic “C” logo on the left sleeve
.: Medium heavy fabric (9 oz /yd² (310 g/m²)) for warmth and coziness
.: All custom Champion hoodies come with a laid-back, regular fit
.: Sewn in label with care instructions
.: No side seams to minimize fabric waste
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 21.99 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 36.00 | 36.75 | 37.50 | 38.25 | 39.00 | 39.37 |
| Size tolernace, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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