COGNITIVE DI$$ONANCE – Beefy-T
$35.00
Description
Don’t let your friends’ and family’s psychological impairment get you down.
Scream the truth without opening your mouth
The most effective shot of all has been COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!
Side Effects May Include
Anaphylaxis, Blindness, Bell’s Palsy, Disability, Heart Attack, Infertility,
Migraine, Miscarriage, Myo’Pericarditis, Paralysis, Shingles, Stroke, Thrombosis, Vaginal Bleeding, (Blood, Digestive, Immune, Kidney, Lymph, Nerve, Psychiatric, Reproductive, and Vascular Disorders) and DEATH
Perfect outerwear for parties, weddings, FUNERALS, sporting events, or the coming ice age (brought to you by CO2)!
This comfy and casual t-shirt makes the ultimate go-to t-shirt. It comes in a regular fit with a fitted crew neck, it’s made of mid-weight 100% combed cotton. Built to last with a ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder to shoulder tape, and double-needle hems. It is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. *AS Colour is an Ethical Fashion brand. .: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.2 oz /yd² (176 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size .: 100% cotton jersey (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)) .: Relaxed fit .: Black sew-in label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 |
| Sleeve Length, in | 16.75 | 18.00 | 19.25 | 20.50 | 22.25 | 23.75 | 24.25 | 27.75 |
| Size Tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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